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Small dog. Huge vibe. Zero apologies.
This Dog Noir silhouette turns the mighty CHI into a bold, shadowy graphic with the breed name sculpted right into that compact little body. Don’t be fooled by the size — this tee carries all the attitude of a dog who weighs six pounds but walks like it owns half the city.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever watched a Chihuahua stare down a Great Dane, defend a tortilla chip with their life, or vibrate with enough intensity to power a small village.
Why this one slaps:
• Soft, lightweight fabric — ideal for humans who need comfort after being yelled at by their own dog
• A perfect amount of stretch for dramatic pointing and frantic snack grabbing
• Comes in toast, steel blue, leaf, and white
• Pre-shrunk, unlike your Chihuahua’s self-confidence
• Reinforced stitching because life with a CHI is unpredictable
Transparency moment:
Lighter colors can be a tad sheer — call it “mysterious,” call it “noir ambiance,” call it “don’t wear neon underneath.”
For fans of tiny kings, feisty queens, and dogs who live like they’re starring in their own crime-thriller… the CHI Noir tee is a whole mood.
Chihuahua Noir Unisex Tee
$34.99
This Dog Noir silhouette turns the mighty CHI into a bold, shadowy graphic with the breed name sculpted right into that compact little body. Don’t be fooled by the size — this tee carries all the attitude of a dog who weighs six pounds but walks like it owns half the city.
Perfect for anyone who’s ever watched a Chihuahua stare down a Great Dane, defend a tortilla chip with their life, or vibrate with enough intensity to power a small village.
Why this one slaps:
• Soft, lightweight fabric — ideal for humans who need comfort after being yelled at by their own dog
• A perfect amount of stretch for dramatic pointing and frantic snack grabbing
• Comes in toast, steel blue, leaf, and white
• Pre-shrunk, unlike your Chihuahua’s self-confidence
• Reinforced stitching because life with a CHI is unpredictable
Transparency moment:
Lighter colors can be a tad sheer — call it “mysterious,” call it “noir ambiance,” call it “don’t wear neon underneath.”
For fans of tiny kings, feisty queens, and dogs who live like they’re starring in their own crime-thriller… the CHI Noir tee is a whole mood.
