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Sharp. Elegant. Unapologetically dramatic.
Just like every Dobie you’ve ever met.
This Dog Noir silhouette captures the Doberman’s legendary profile — all angles, posture, and quiet confidence — with the breed nickname carved right into the body in bold, sculpted lettering. It’s the graphic equivalent of a Dobie doing that slow, suspicious head turn they save for delivery drivers and people who pronounce it “Doberman Pinscher” like they’re reading from a textbook.
Printed on our soft, lightweight cotton blend, this tee keeps you comfortable whether you’re getting dragged on a brisk “walk,” practicing your best authoritative voice, or explaining that, yes, they are sweet… to their chosen few.
Why it hits:
• Seriously soft fabric — Dobie-approved for dramatic lounging
• Lightweight with the perfect amount of stretch for sudden zoomies
• Available in toast, steel blue, leaf, and white
• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you
• Reinforced construction because life with a Dobie involves… activity
A tiny PSA:
Lighter colors can run a bit sheer. Nothing scandalous, just a hint of noir moodiness.
For the folks who love a dog that’s half-guardian, half-supermodel, and all intensity — the Doberman Noir tee delivers the attitude in pure silhouette form.
Doberman Pinscher Noir Unisex Tee
$34.99
Just like every Dobie you’ve ever met.
This Dog Noir silhouette captures the Doberman’s legendary profile — all angles, posture, and quiet confidence — with the breed nickname carved right into the body in bold, sculpted lettering. It’s the graphic equivalent of a Dobie doing that slow, suspicious head turn they save for delivery drivers and people who pronounce it “Doberman Pinscher” like they’re reading from a textbook.
Printed on our soft, lightweight cotton blend, this tee keeps you comfortable whether you’re getting dragged on a brisk “walk,” practicing your best authoritative voice, or explaining that, yes, they are sweet… to their chosen few.
Why it hits:
• Seriously soft fabric — Dobie-approved for dramatic lounging
• Lightweight with the perfect amount of stretch for sudden zoomies
• Available in toast, steel blue, leaf, and white
• Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you
• Reinforced construction because life with a Dobie involves… activity
A tiny PSA:
Lighter colors can run a bit sheer. Nothing scandalous, just a hint of noir moodiness.
For the folks who love a dog that’s half-guardian, half-supermodel, and all intensity — the Doberman Noir tee delivers the attitude in pure silhouette form.
